Baumeister Design – Things I've Thought Of.

No Cattle Were Harmed.

If you or a loved one have a wellness shop with a Papyrus-based logo, use the emergency hotline on the contact page.

There’s a thin line between exhaustive and exhausted.

An in-depth journey into coffee tables and dentist office waiting rooms.

I did most of this on a 2011 – 15″ MacBook Pro trackpad. I have since invented a new form of carpal tunnel.

In my spare time I make bad jokes at the expensive of my own reputation.

Part of me is surprised we still call them “motion pictures.” All of me is happy about it.